The struggle is real.
  1. Keep Away
    My fiancé went to hand me something, and when I went to grab it, he yanked it away. Then he apologized and handed it to me again, and then yanked it away again. This went on for several minutes while I got progressively more panicked until I was sobbing. I mean, I'm supposed to trust him and he pulls this bullshit? See also: Trying to get into a car, and he pulls forward a few feet.
  2. Not getting an omelet out of the pan in one piece
  3. How much I love goat cheese
    Goat cheese is my Frank's Red Hot, I put that shit on everything.
  4. Because I left my sneakers at the airport
  5. Trying to decide which museum to go to on my day off