1. Man, I still want a Talkboy
  2. I agree with Kevin, Christmas isn't Christmas without a Christmas Tree
    So SUCK IT Florida
  3. I can't believe Kevin gets in trouble for Buzz's shenanigans at the pageant
    I mean everyone could see what he was doing. What an asshole.
  4. No one sees through Buzz's bullshit apology?
  5. You'd think that after almost missing the plane the year before, someone would check the fucking alarm clocks before going to sleep
  6. These are the worst parents that have ever existed
    I'd have that fucking kid on a leash
  7. How is there an empty seat on that plane?
    A plane flying to NYC at Christmastime has an empty seat? I call bullshit!
  8. Ally Sheedy!
    We're trying to move to NYC soon but no one will rent to a couple? Has anyone else experienced this? Some bullshit housing discrimination if you ask me
  10. They are seriously the worst parents
  11. These guys are the reason there are lids on Salvation Army buckets
    But Sticky Bandits is a great name for a band
  12. Ok, masking tape is not that sticky
  13. Donald Trump!
  14. Kevin McCallister is an adorable genius.
    Seriously, I still wish I was as cool as him
  15. "I'm 10 years old, TV's my life"
    Still true at 33
  16. Why is everyone at the pool staring at him like they can't believe there's a kid there?
    In my experience, hotel pools are filled with nothing BUT children. It's the worst
  17. Well, now I want an ice cream sundae
    "Two scoops? Make it three. I'm not driving" This movie is so good.
  18. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 🔫 And a Happy New Year 🔫
  19. Tim Curry just has an evil-looking face
    Like a fucking cartoon. He's an amazing actor, so I know he wasn't cast JUST because he looks like a real life grinch, but COME ON
  20. That blow-up clown silhouette is fooling no one
    Except Tim Curry, I guess?
  21. God, this kid is smart
  22. 🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶
  23. The score in this movie is so magical
  24. At the end of the day, WE ALL just miss our moms
  25. This movie might be better than the first one?
  26. Oh God, all I want is a limo ride through NYC with my own pizza.
  27. 🎶It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶
  28. This kid really knows how to live it up
    Like, I am fully grown and I still want to do all this stuff
  29. All the adults are fucking idiots in this movie
  30. "One of the finest toy dealerships I've ever been in"
    This kid is a better person than I could ever hope to be
  32. The physical comedy in this movie is top notch
  33. No one has seen these gangster movies? How is that possible?
  34. Why is the only tv station in Miami in Spanish?
    Like, I get that there are def Spanish channels, but this is still AMERICA
  35. Right, like ANY family can just afford 13 last minute tickets to New York
    Why wouldn't just the parents/mom go?
  36. "If I'm bothering you, I can leave. Am I bothering you?"
    BLESS THIS CHILD. Every child should be required to ask this question
  37. Kevin is doing the first Humans of New York interview with the scary homeless lady
  38. Ugh! The kid in the hospital! This movie is so sad
  39. "You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with a kid on Christmas"
    IT. IS. ON!
  40. Can you buy posters of Kevin's booby trap maps?
    Because that would be the greatest gift!
  41. This kid knows a lot about physics and chemistry for 10 years old
  42. "What kind of idiots do you have working here?!?"
    "The FINEST in New York"
  43. These guys are taking an awful lot of one dollar bills
    And being not at all careful while putting them into the bag. There's money everywhere!
  44. These guys should have died so many times
  45. Seriously, why aren't they dead?
  46. Did Marv just turn into a skeleton when he was being electrocuted?
    Also, why wouldn't he let go?
  47. So many times they should've been dead
  48. Like, they should change their name to The Indestructible Bandits?
  49. Well, that's one way to tar and feather someone
  51. OMG this reunion scene at Rockefeller Center has me crying so hard
    I gotta call my mom, you guys
  52. Old man Duncan is Santa!
    This movie is magic
  53. Oh man! He gave pigeon lady a turtle dove
    and I'm crying again
  54. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻