TOTALLY AWKWARD THINGS I HATE
- •Avoiding eye contact with panhandlers at a red light
- •Tripping over cracks in the sidewalk
- •Running into your ex-boyfriend's friends/family
- •Having to ask for extra meat on my pizza"Is that enough bacon?" It's NEVER enough bacon.
- •Asking for extra of something and then getting way too much and having to act grateful.Listen, how was I supposed to know that you were gonna pour 10 oz of garlic oil on my pizza while making eye contact and asking, "Is this enough oil for you?"
- •Inappropriately located garlic oil stains on my pants that look like jizz.
- •Being too full to breathe and having to pant and exhale awkwardly and rub my bellyMaking me look 10x fatter
- •This list probs should have been called AWKWARD THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT WHILE TRYING TO GET SOME PIZZA