THINGS I WISH SESAME STREET TAUGHT ME
That I found out too late
- •How to cook eggs over easyNothing worse than going in over easy and coming out scrambled.
- •How to kissNot how to fuck. Just basics would've been nice.
- •TaxesIf Big Bird can't teach me...
- •Change a tireI'm still only half a man. It's embarrassing.
- •Confronting confrontationAs far as I know, there was never a fight on THE Street.
- •Drive a stick shiftOk I'm a quarter of a man
- •Beauty is on the outsideAt first.
- •Water will eventually reach dangerous levels in California
- •How to roll my "r's"Suggested by @trevler