WEIRD THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME THIS MONTH ALONE

  1. Almost got scammed by a group of 3,000 Nigerians in California for thousands of dollars
  2. Brakes went out in the car I was driving last night. As in, I was driving 60 mph and couldn't stop.
  3. Received dozens of calls today about the Pygmy goats I have for sale on Craigslist...despite the fact that I don't own any Pygmy goats, nor have I ever seen any in person.