HOW YOU GOT SO CUTE
Requested by the most wonderful @sophiack
- 1.My mom was cute.She was actually a cabbage patch kid.
- 2.My dad was cute.He was a Facebook video of a corgi running in slow motion.
- 3.I bathe in the blood of my enemies.Every other Sunday and on full moons, always. Bubble baths.
- 4.I'm actually a teacup piglet.A freaking teacup piglet.