WAYS TO CONTACT ME, IN ORDER OF LIKELIHOOD THAT YOU WILL GET A RESPONSE

  1. 1.
    text
  2. 2.
    email
  3. 3.
    @ on instagram
  4. 4.
    @ on twitter
  5. 5.
    gmail chat
  6. 6.
    direct message on anything except facebook
    because I get an email. but if i don't already have your email address and I have to go to Twitter to reply, no reply
  7. 7.
    post on Facebook wall
    jerk.
  8. 8.
    call my mobile
    never call me. I will not answer.
  9. 9.
    Facebook private message
    I will never get this because it doesn't work on my phone and I hate looking at Facebook when I'm actually working on a real computer
  10. 10.
    leave a voicemail
    what did I just say? never call me. if you leave a voicemail and I check it and it says nothing but "hey it's me call me back" I will never call you for anything ever again in my life. except my mom does this she is the only one I will call back. like three weeks later
  11. 11.
    call my landline
    I don't even have a land line
  12. 12.
    fax
    I will probably fax you back before I make a live, voice call