THINGS I KNOW ABOUT BRUCE, SITTING TO MY LEFT

this loud old guy in a boater sitting on this bench next to me
  1. his name, Bruce
  2. The fact that he is a Met Museum member
  3. He lost a lot of weight recently
  4. He is voice-dictating PowerPoint slides on his phone
    actually this one is stumping me
  5. he just left a voicemail for "John" and signed off "sincerely Bruce"