THINGS I'VE DONE IN MY KITCHEN ALONE THAT I'M NOT NECESSARILY PROUD OF

  1. Licked butter off a knife.
    *more than once*
  2. Ran out of food and ate a bowl of frozen peas and frozen corn mixed together for dinner.
    winter is hard.
  3. Watched a piece of toast, toast.
    *actually this happens every morning*
  4. Also toast-related. Tried to warm a piece of bread in the microwave once.
    Big mistake.
  5. There is a carton of eggs with only one egg in it that's been in my fridge for 3 weeks.
    This isn't really actionable, just thought you should know.
  6. Roasted cauliflower, topless.
    Sorry.