Things I think when I start talking to a guy...
Dating is hard.. Online dating is even worse.
- •Why is you so creepy?!You have more selfies than I do... That's saying something.
- •Don't. Ever. And I mean ever. Call me "babe" if we haven't been on an ACTUAL date.See also: sweetie, hon/hun, doll, darlin - the list goes on forever.
- •Please don't assume that just because I'm talking to you that I want to jump your bones.Don't flatter yourself.
- •Why do you automatically assume I'm going to move somewhere new for you?I need my space and we seriously just started talking.
- •I promise you, you're not as good of a cook as you think you are..Macaroni and cheese should not have ranch and Sriracha sauce on it. Promise.
- •I don't think my mother would approve of this.
- •Oh, it's ok for you to have thoughts and opinions.. But not me. Got it!
- •Your friends probably Aren't that funnyOn the other hand, mine probably aren't either.
- •Why can't we just actually go somewhere and get to know each other?