1. Oooh!!! Look at this!
    This is the most awesome thing ever! Why is it hidden under all of this crap?!
  2. Oh wait...
    It doesn't fit/work/have all the pieces. Ok, get rid of it
  3. I always hated this...
    Why did I keep it in the first place??
  4. Oh the memories!
    Clearly I have to keep this. It has so many memories!
  5. Just kidding. Where am I going to put all of this?
  6. Is there a limit to the amount of things I can donate?
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    This is what I'm actually getting rid of from my closet. For today anyway.