Reasons why guys are the worst

Can't live with them, can't live without them, so let's complain about them.
  1. 1.
    They fart...all the time
  2. 2.
    ...which naturally leads to them telling everyone when they're going to poop
  3. 3.
    They overuse the word "lol" in hopes of.....I don't even know what
  4. 4.
    Their need to share how often they masturbate is too much for my ears
  5. 5.
    They can't take a hint