COMMENTS ON MY YAHOO! PARENTING POST ABOUT WATCHING MY WIFE GIVE BIRTH, RANKED BY AWESOMENESS

The article included a picture of me and my wife. All quotes are as posted.
  1. 1.
    "Is that a black man married to a white pork face dump trailers trash tramp stamp woman?"
  2. 2.
    "Mom's got a sweet rack. GOT MILK."
  3. 3.
    "She had some BIG tata's!!"
  4. 4.
    "another reason why this country is on the decline...what a fem dude...be a good provider, man...stop feeling guilty."
  5. 5.
    "M-angina alert! Please redirect your masculinity back behind the doors while your wife shoots that watermelon out of that orange size hole..."
  6. 6.
    "Gayyyy."
  7. 7.
    "Guys like these need to get balls."
  8. 8.
    "Gross. Men have become such cuckolds."
  9. 9.
    "eyeroll...."
  10. 10.
    "your a loon pal"