THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE EXPLAINED TO ME

A list in progress
  1. Those jackets people wear on the floor of the stock exchange.
  2. How candy selling on the subway became a thing.
  3. Color theory.
  4. The NBA draft.
  5. The NFL draft.
  6. The friendship between Mario Batali and Gwyneth Paltrow
  7. The friendship between Gwyneth Paltrow and Michael Stipe.
  8. Water spiral direction as it relates to the Northern and Southern Hemispheres.
  9. Literary awards selection processes.
  10. Video game development.
  11. Motor vehicles (and how their innards work).