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- •Too many sequels
- •HoverboardsEven if they don't actually hover
- •Jaws 19
- •HoverboardsOnes that ACTUALLY hover & not those bullshit rolly ones.
- •Nikes w power laces
if you're lucky a boring, straight, white dude might one day project onto YOU!
- •You are simply NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS!!!!
- •You must have three namesOne of these is preferably a stereotypically male name
- •Your sole purpose in life must be to teach a boring, straight, white dude the meaning of life.
HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING WITH YOUR LIFE YET? WHY NOT????
- •Do you have a boyfriend?Why not?
- •I know a handsome young man..he's single and also technically your cousin but I had a husband and 2 kids by the time I was your age. Should I get his number for you?Why not?
- •Have you lost weight?Why not?
There's nothing romantic about the past..OK PPL?
- •Indoor plumbing, first and foremost
- •In all the millions of years of human existence on Earth, we are #BLESSED to exist at the same time as Harry Styles
- •Sure, we'd get to wear cute outfits if we lived in the 1920's but at least in 2015 women have the right to vote (even if you wear crocs out to the polls.)
I didn't ask for this
- •When you get sick you have to make your own doctors appointments
- •You actually get hangovers after you drink now...when did that happen?!
- •You have to go to work even if you don't want to