QUESTIONS YOU WILL DEFINITELY GET ASKED AT THE FAMILY CHRISTMAS PARTY

HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING WITH YOUR LIFE YET? WHY NOT????
  1. Do you have a boyfriend?
    Why not?
  2. I know a handsome young man..he's single and also technically your cousin but I had a husband and 2 kids by the time I was your age. Should I get his number for you?
    Why not?
  3. Have you lost weight?
    Why not?
  4. Do you have a job yet?
    Why not?
  5. Have you moved out of your parents house?
    Why not?
  6. Have you paid off your student loans?
    Why not?
  7. Do you want to see 347 low quality pictures of my trip to Maine with great aunt Margaret?
    Why not?
  8. Are you having a good time tonight?
    Why not?
  9. Do you think...maybe you want to slow down on the wine, dear?
    Why not?