REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING A MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL
if you're lucky a boring, straight, white dude might one day project onto YOU!
- •You are simply NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS!!!!
- •You must have three namesOne of these is preferably a stereotypically male name
- •Your sole purpose in life must be to teach a boring, straight, white dude the meaning of life.
- •You probably want to dance in the rain.Screw waiting for the storm to pass! Life is about EMBRACING THE MOMENT AND IGNORING THE FINITE NATURE OF OUR FRAGILE HUMAN CONDITION!
- •You come across as a flighty temptress, but secretly want to settle down w the aforementioned boring, white guy who is relentlessly pursuing you.This desire is so secret that you don't even know it yourself. Don't worry, though, he will convince you.
- •You're not afraid to eat a messy burger on the first date.You'll never weigh more than 112 pounds anyway because you're just a construct of the male protagonists ideal woman!
- •The only music on your ipod is obscure indie music.Oh yeah, and the Beatles, but only because you love Ringo.
- •You must say "maybe it's time to start breaking the rules" at least twice a fiscal quarterIt's in the MPDG contract.
- •You play video games...and are good at them, too? Perfect! Only his hobbies matter now that you're full manic pixie.DISCLAIMER: You can only be good, not better than him at **anything**! You're just here to show him the meaning of life, not show him up!
- •Most importantly, you must be able to "fix" you're boring, straight, white guy.Andrew. Tom. Drew. They're all so sad, tortured, and misunderstood. Only their MPDG can save them now.