ARGUMENTS I WISH I'D HAD AFTER THE INVENTION OF SMART PHONES
- •Whether Michelangelo's "David" was in the Uffizi or L'Academmia.I don't care if you're an art professor it's in L'Academmia
- •Whether Johnny Carson was dead.No.
- •Is The Big Lebowski good.Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic invalidate your paltry subjective opinion.
- •What Wolverine's mutant power actually was.Hint: not having claws.
- •How to spell "vacuum."With my 2nd grade teacher.
- •Has Meryl Streep won an Oscar.I mean COME ON
- •Paul Newman is definitely still alive I think.Suggested by @amyozols