ARGUMENTS I WISH I'D HAD AFTER THE INVENTION OF SMART PHONES

  1. Whether Michelangelo's "David" was in the Uffizi or L'Academmia.
    I don't care if you're an art professor it's in L'Academmia
  2. Whether Johnny Carson was dead.
    No.
  3. Is The Big Lebowski good.
    Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic invalidate your paltry subjective opinion.
  4. What Wolverine's mutant power actually was.
    Hint: not having claws.
  5. How to spell "vacuum."
    With my 2nd grade teacher.
  6. Has Meryl Streep won an Oscar.
    I mean COME ON
  7. Paul Newman is definitely still alive I think.
    Suggested by   @amyozols