THINGS IM NOT TALKING TO MY CAB DRIVER ABOUT

  1. So how long have you been driving
  2. Where are you from
  3. So do you ever get lost I do
  4. One time I was on canal and Hudson and a guy rolled down his window and asked me how to get to Syracuse
  5. Why did you drive me this way I shouldn't have been listapping I guess
  6. My brother owns a car just like this and when I drive it people always hail me but I never pick them up even though the spare cash would be nice
  7. If you want me to I will quiz you from your US citizenship test guidebook unironically because I am into naturalization and know a lot about our national park system
  8. Please just drop me off here yes I do realize this isn't where I originally asked you to take me