1. If the cops want to talk to you and they have a film crew with them say nothing and look away.
  2. If you are being chased by the cops and you are hiding say under a tarp in the neighbors yard and you hear the cop say "come out of there or we are sending in the dog " (and you hear the dog barking maniacally) it is best to quickly comply.
  3. If a cop approaches you and commands you to drop whatever is in your hand you are getting tased no matter what.