Things People Going From New York to Florida Say in Line at the Airport
Just in time for the December rush: Overheard in line while doing the great schlep
- •I'm going on a cruise...
- •Hello, it's a spray tan
- •I hope I get there in time for the early bird
- •They better not make me check my bag, I'm not paying
- •It better not be raining, my mother said it's not been nice...
- •This wasn't the seat that I booked
- •TSA better not touch my head, I've got to save my hair until Friday