Things People Going From New York to Florida Say in Line at the Airport

Just in time for the December rush: Overheard in line while doing the great schlep
  1. I'm going on a cruise...
  2. Hello, it's a spray tan
  3. I hope I get there in time for the early bird
  4. They better not make me check my bag, I'm not paying
  5. It better not be raining, my mother said it's not been nice...
  6. This wasn't the seat that I booked
  7. TSA better not touch my head, I've got to save my hair until Friday