80 year old, off the boat, political scholar.
  1. Ronald Reagan
    "He speak nice on me and was a very smart."
  2. Bill Clinton
    "He was the number one on my life until he do the shitty thing"
  3. Barack Obama
    "All my friends say he do the things to make everyone miserable."
  4. George H.W. Bush
    "He just stand there and say nothing."
  5. George W. Bush
    "He was 50/50 on me. His wife is the most beautiful."
  6. George Washington
    "All my shitty things are as old as him."