An explainer for why Eurovision is a must for Americans to watch: http://www.popmatters.com/review/eurovision-song-contest-2005/
  1. Passing out from too much happiness
  2. Running out of Prosecco but that is *highly* unlikely
  3. Power failure
  4. Nuclear weapon detonation on the scale of The Day After
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  5. Basically absolutely nothing! HAPPY EUROVISION DAY!
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