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Steven Wright's "I Have A Pony" is a timeless classic and it turns 30 this year. Here are some of the best jokes from the album.
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    “I was arrested today for scalping low numbers at the deli. Sold the number 3 for 28 bucks.”
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    “I was once walking through the forest alone and a tree fell right in front of me… and I didn’t hear it.”
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    “For my birthday, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier… put em’ in the same room. Let em’ fight it out.”
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