There have been several universal captions applied to New Yorker cartoons over the years. This is appealing to comedy writers because we're somewhat lazy and want recogniton without having to work every day. Anyway, I think I've hit on the new "Christ, what an asshole!" Also I'll be rating their effectiveness & adding more over the week.
  1. 6/10 - it's a little "on the nose."
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  2. 8/10 - if only they were making eye contact.
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  3. 9/10 - it would be a 10 out of 10 if the other guy was speaking
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  4. 4/10 - when does this ever happen?
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