Bed Sizes and What They Say About Their Owners
- •Twin1. I can't afford a bigger bed yet.2. I don't want a relationship, ever. 3. I still live with my parents and they won't buy me a bigger bed (usually for the over 18 crew)
- •Full1. I'm willing to share, but not much. 2. When no one else is here I starfish the fuck out of this bed.
- •QueenIf you're single: Starfish motherfuckers! If you're in a relationship/married: we have to fight for space and blankets
- •King/California KingWe are rich as fuck.