I WENT TO TARGET FOR 1 THING & CAME OUT WITH 9: A MEMOIR

I went for a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Here's what I left with...
  1. Yoga pants
  2. An official Kansas City Royals shirt
  3. A lacy bra
  4. A book (I'll Give You the Sun)
  5. A box of condoms
  6. Two cards for my friends that are graduating next month
  7. A pretty USB charger for my phone to travel with next month- it has flowers on it- I had to
  8. 🙃 whoops
  9. That trip was about $90 over budget 💁🏻