BEST MOMENTS OF THE OFFICE
(according to me)
- •"I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It's going to grow up to three feet inside of me and then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat. And then after three months, I take some medicine and then I pass it. Creed sold it to me. It's from Mexico."
- •"it's Halloween. that is really really good timing"
- •"then suddenly...she ain't yo ho no mo"
- •"got it a week after we started dating"
- •"I need a username and I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". that way people will know exactly where my priorities are at."
- •"Today smoking is going to save lives"
- •"Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would have been creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me."