WAYS TO WASTE TIME

Basically all my procrastination facilitators
  1. Sleeping. Pure sleep is life
  2. Eating
  3. Netflix (only things I've already seen) (no chill)
  4. Watch The Office for the 1000th time
  5. Make a mountain out of all the soda cans in your room
  6. Fold a blanket. Then use it to sleep. Again.
  7. Stare philosophically at your pictures of your friends. Are they still your friends? Is there a picture of you in their rooms?
  8. Pluck eyebrows- painful but becessary
  9. Look into Halloween costumes. What is slutty and also warm?
  10. Get lost on Amazon.com