PEOPLE THAT PISS ME OFF.
I'm a pretty easy going guy. But I can also totally get pissed about shit. Here are some of the things that set me off.
- 1.People who say things like "another day in paradise"Lets say you go into work and see someone you only kind of know. Not a friend, you maybe see this person once a week. You ask them "how you doing?" You know, because you're a nice person? Then they say "another day in paradise". Fuck you. If you aren't happy about your shit, then fix it. Don't tell me about it. I don't care.
- 2.People who order a bunch of bullshit at the drive through.Drive-throughs are for convenience. If you are at dunkin donuts. Do not order cooked food. That shit is for people inside. They are not capable of making that shit drive-through quick. Get coffee and move on.
- 3.Lazy people at workI totally get being relatively lazy at home. Your days are long, and your home is always dirty... I get it... But you better be on fucking point when you get to work. That being said, I also get the outlier days where you don't get anything done. But that's not what you're like at work. You're a killer, you get shit done, you pick up slack. Fuck those other people.
- 4.That's pretty much it. Maybe more to come.
- 5.Another thing! People that demand to use exact change!Yes. I understand. You "know I have 35 cents" but I'm standing behind you waiting motherfucker... So count fast!