I'm a pretty easy going guy. But I can also totally get pissed about shit. Here are some of the things that set me off.
  1. 1.
    People who say things like "another day in paradise"
    Lets say you go into work and see someone you only kind of know. Not a friend, you maybe see this person once a week. You ask them "how you doing?" You know, because you're a nice person? Then they say "another day in paradise". Fuck you. If you aren't happy about your shit, then fix it. Don't tell me about it. I don't care.
  2. 2.
    People who order a bunch of bullshit at the drive through.
    Drive-throughs are for convenience. If you are at dunkin donuts. Do not order cooked food. That shit is for people inside. They are not capable of making that shit drive-through quick. Get coffee and move on.
  3. 3.
    Lazy people at work
    I totally get being relatively lazy at home. Your days are long, and your home is always dirty... I get it... But you better be on fucking point when you get to work. That being said, I also get the outlier days where you don't get anything done. But that's not what you're like at work. You're a killer, you get shit done, you pick up slack. Fuck those other people.
  4. 4.
    That's pretty much it. Maybe more to come.
  5. 5.
    Another thing! People that demand to use exact change!
    Yes. I understand. You "know I have 35 cents" but I'm standing behind you waiting motherfucker... So count fast!