BEST TIMES FOR THE BASS TO DROP

  1. When you start getting turnt
  2. When the girl at the Pressed Juicery calls your name
  3. When Kylie Jenner snapchats you "U up?"
  4. When the paparazzi swarms your jet after you land in Hartford
  5. When you sign your endorsement deal with Nike
  6. When your pet monkey learns to ride your pet ocelot like a horsey
  7. When you turn on your champagne jacuzzi
  8. When you done getting turnt