THINGS I'D NEVER DO 2 U

  1. Break your heart
  2. Leave you broke
  3. Feed your dog people food
  4. Disinvite you from my non-denominational holiday party
  5. Eat the lunch with your name clearly printed on it
  6. Throw you into Kylie Jenner's pool
  7. Trick your parents into believing you had died as a orank
  8. Mess around on u