WHAT I GOT IN MY GIFT BAG FROM GIGI HADID'S QUINCEANERA

  1. Diamond-studded hover board
    Lame
  2. Original Basquiat painting
    Boring
  3. Gold brick with Taylor Swift's face carved into it
    Dumb
  4. 108-inch 4k LED TV
    Ugh. I already have like 6 of them
  5. Miniature giraffe
    It's ok I guess
  6. Ticket to premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens
    I guess I can snapchat it
  7. Genetically-modified, real-life eggplant emoji
    It squeaks when it's happy. Shit's tight
  8. Love
    Like, the concept of love, in a gaseous state. I wish it was a snapback that said "Tight" instead