10 SENTENCES SPOKEN AT LAST NIGHT'S MOTH GRANDSLAM

The theme of the evening was "Now or Never." We never know what storytellers will say.
  1. 1.
    Storytelling is a hot mistress I'm currently having a lot of fun with.
  2. 2.
    When you're training to become a doctor. You learn to fight death, but you don't learn how to face death.
  3. 3.
    No, I'm not related to Chaka Khan.
  4. 4.
    This man just took my uterus, my Fallopian tube and my ovaries out of my vagina. I think we can be on a first name basis.
  5. 5.
    You don't have the power to break my heart!
  6. 6.
    Some people call it vain, I call it particularly fond of myself.
  7. 7.
    Ghosts are never the problem. People are.
  8. 8.
    Anyone who has endured a grown man's nonsense deserves a bong rip.
  9. 9.
    And I'm going to need to explain to Kevin in South Dakota why I need this sperm and I need them now.
  10. 10.
    I stopped asking my husband to shave off his back hair. It was fine.