Thanks to our members, more surreal and beautiful words like these can be spoken...
  1. "The lack of sound made by 2000 people while they listen to stories is incredible."
  2. "I later learned it was the hotel where the arms dealers stayed. I discovered this because someone tried to sell me a multi-barrel Chinese rocket launcher over breakfast."
  3. "I tried to kiss the hand of Barack Obama, and security removed me."
  4. "School really starts when you hit the streets."
  5. "His radio crackled into life. 'We've been ambushed.'"
  6. "Ibrahim is somewhere up there with a smile on his face saying, 'bitch, I'm proud of you.'"
  7. "Hello you gorgeous love buckets!"