My Top Ten Favorite iOS Apps
Total Apple Fanboy
- •SettingsI can set my phone on kickass airplane mode here!!
- •ClockI can set an alarm to wake up in time for every blessed (pronounced bless-ed) day of my life!!
- •CalculatorI can figure out how old I am with this!!
- •CalendarI can schedule cool fake appointments here like I am super duper important!! Looks like I am having dinner with Obama again tomorrow!!
- •CameraI can take pictures of my food when I am eating alone so that I don't always feel so dead inside!!
- •ContactsI can store actual girls phone numbers here so that I can think about texting them but never do!!
- •SafariI can look at websites that give me butterflies in my tummy - like Wikipedia!!
- •I can get the coolest email ever from rich foreigners that want to give me money!!
- •MessagesI can send myself emoji with this!! 👍🏻🚀🍪⛄️
- •WeatherI never have to go outside or let the evil sunlight touch my body!!