Other Things Ted Cruz Does Out Of Order
Ted Cruz surprised people by naming Carly Fiorina as his vice presidential running mate before he even won the nomination. Here are some other things he does out of order.
- •Uses conditioner before he shampoos.
- •Spikes the ball on the 1 yard line.
- •Listens to "We Are the Champions" before "We Will Rock You"
- •Drinks Wine before its time.
- •Smokes a cigarette before sex.
- •Puts milk in his bowl before cerealSuggested by @destiel
- •Dislikes them with a mouse before he dislikes them in a houseAlso before he'd even tried themSuggested by @theranman
- •Makes and eats 'jelly and peanut butter' sandwichesSuggested by @andersun
- •Counts his chickens before they hatchSuggested by @reconditioner