Other Things Ted Cruz Does Out Of Order

Ted Cruz surprised people by naming Carly Fiorina as his vice presidential running mate before he even won the nomination. Here are some other things he does out of order.
  1. Uses conditioner before he shampoos.
  2. Spikes the ball on the 1 yard line.
  3. Listens to "We Are the Champions" before "We Will Rock You"
  4. Drinks Wine before its time.
  5. Smokes a cigarette before sex.
  6. Puts milk in his bowl before cereal
    Suggested by   @destiel
  7. Dislikes them with a mouse before he dislikes them in a house
    Also before he'd even tried them
    Suggested by   @theranman
  8. Makes and eats 'jelly and peanut butter' sandwiches
    Suggested by   @andersun
  9. Counts his chickens before they hatch
    Suggested by   @reconditioner