1. You are able to hold a conversation really well
  2. Have lower arm sleeve tattoos + one or more of these attributes: dark eyes, great run-through-your-fingers kind of hair, dark hair, strong upper arms (but not too buff), scruffy beard, dimples, nice smile
  3. Have the ability to make me laugh
  4. An accent
  5. Can wear a nice tailored suit very well
  6. Respect women
  7. You have rhythm when you dance