Top 7 Reasons You Don't Want a Receipt For That Alcohol Purchase

Hear these multiple times per shift... Avoid using them if you want to sound unique.
  1. 1.
    "Don't need one"
    Legit.
  2. 2.
    "Save the tree"
  3. 3.
    "Don't want the evidence"
  4. 4.
    "Don't want to be reminded how much I spend on alcohol"
  5. 5.
    "Don't want my wife/husband to know how much I spend on alcohol"
  6. 6.
    "Don't think I'll be returning it"
  7. 7.
    "Can't write it off my taxes"
    Not with that attitude!
  8. 8.
    "Receipts are against my religion"
    Actually haven't heard this one yet.