[🏝] BEST WAYS TO RUB IT IN THAT YOU'RE VACATIONING IN THE AZORES

  1. Title a List "BEST WAYS TO RUB IT IN THAT YOU'RE VACATIONING IN THE AZORES"
  2. Tweet: "Serious question: does anybody know what time zone THE AZORES are in?"
  3. Reference THE AZORES in all caps, lest people just skim right by it in your tweets, lists, and texts.
  4. Change your out of office voicemail to "I'm unable to take your call as THE AZORES have terrible cell reception."
  5. Change THE AZORES into a verb and use in sentences, as in, "I'm totally going to THE AZORES this test!"
  6. Post a photo of THE AZORES with the caption:
    "Serious question: Do you think THE AZORES take MasterCard?"
  7. Print a few "I WENT TO THE AZORES AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT" t-shirts *before* your trip.
  8. (Unrelated: I may be unavailable this week, THE AZORESing some much needed downtime.)