[🤔] OTHER THINGS RYAN LOCHTE MISREMEMBERED

  1. Usain Bolt never nicknamed him "The Lochteness Monster"
  2. The "chocolate" in his gold medal didn't "melt"
  3. None of his teammates say his hair color is "Suicide-Squad-era Leto"
  4. He was not a "third responder" on "9/13"
  5. He and Michael Phelps don't have a "gentlemen's agreement" that Phelps only wins gold "in even years."