[πŸŽƒ] THE HALLOWEEN CANDY YOU HAND OUT AND WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT YOU AS A HUMAN

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    Full-sized candy bars
    You are a generous and fully actualized human.
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    Fun-sized candy bars
    You are thrifty but considerate and your variety of choice does not go unnoticed.
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    Popcorn balls
    YOUR DOWN-HOME GRANDMA SCHTICK ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE, MARTHA. Time to turn over the reigns or turn off the light.
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    Orange and black peanut butter taffies
    You have provided a candy that is actually more of a decoration. While your candy selection is on-theme, it is also on-brand for you and that brand is cheapskate.
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    Boxes of raisins
    Your healthy lifestyle is negated by your naΓ―vetΓ© towards the holiday. Keep your lights off next year.
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    Banana Laffy Taffy
    You're fine. We were just the last trick-or-treaters to your house, obviously.