THINGS I DID INSTEAD OF GRADING PAPERS THIS MORNING

  1. Signed up for instagram
  2. Made a list about procrastinating
  3. Made more coffee
  4. Took a picture of the dog
  5. Asked friends for their addresses so I can mail them holiday cards. But I'm going to procrastinate about actually mailing those, too
  6. Opened every slightly interesting app on my phone
  7. Counted the essays, sighed