KNOCKOFF THINGS I SHOULD BUY IN CHINA

Well, I mean I could get anything, right?
  1. Sunglasses
    Dammit dude you just bought real oakleys
  2. Purses
    Well female friends, I may buy you that coaçh bag you've always wanted but the stitching is wrong and the zipper will break after the 87th use.
  3. Shoes
    There have been lots of New Balance kicks around...
  4. North Face clothing
    I left space in my bag, for reals
  5. Jade
    Don't want it connected to some ancient soul that haunts me for removing it from the continent