Inspired by @k8mcgarry
  1. Marching for basic human rights
    But I hope there will be progress we can brag about being part of
  2. Laugh tracks
  3. Science denial
  4. Cauliflower
    Seriously, it's the Alabama of produce: dry, bland and white with no taste. I don't care if you dip it, roast it, mash it — it's still just an inedible rash.
  5. Pop-up ads
    Developers and advertisers will find a more seamless way to catch my eye than by having Flo the Cheeto Cheetah walk out onto my screen mid-Dominos ad.