2017 Normalities We're Probably Gonna Be Embarrassed By in 2037
Inspired by @k8mcgarry
- •Marching for basic human rightsBut I hope there will be progress we can brag about being part of
- •Laugh tracksStill?
- •Science denial
- •CauliflowerSeriously, it's the Alabama of produce: dry, bland and white with no taste. I don't care if you dip it, roast it, mash it — it's still just an inedible rash.
- •Pop-up adsDevelopers and advertisers will find a more seamless way to catch my eye than by having Flo the Cheeto Cheetah walk out onto my screen mid-Dominos ad.