Apartment Building Lobby Functions I Have Pretended Not to Notice 🙈

I was an RA. I understand the need to do these bullshit community-building things. I also understand why people find them bullshit. For the record, I'm not anti-social, anti-charity or anti-shiny shoe.
  1. Free shoeshine
  2. Halloween continental breakfast
  3. Holiday happy hour
  4. Jewelry sales
  5. Toy drive
  6. Canned food drive
  7. Personal trainer info table with free trial coupons
  8. Pet nail trimming