Candy Spinoffs That Should Not Exist

I'm a purist and don't like when something is turned into a gummy this or a crunch-blast that just for the hell of it. Here are some of the most offensive. Inspired in a roundabout way by @sarahgorman TRAVESTIES I SAW AT MICHAEL'S AND ONE GIFT TO HUMANITY
  1. Chewy Sweetarts
  2. Werthers Strawberry
  3. Kit Kat White Chocolate
  4. M&M's Coconut
  5. Hershey's Cookies 'n Cream
    Suggested by   @thecomicswife
  6. Reese's Fast Break
    Suggested by   @thecomicswife
  7. Reese's Big Cup
  8. Hershey's Hugs
    They're like fine but they really don't need to exist, no one would miss them
    Suggested by   @sarahgorman
  9. Tropical Starburst
  10. Sour Skittles
  11. Milky Way dark chocolate
    Suggested by   @paige
  12. Nerds Rope
    Hyper crunchy candy and hyper gummy candy. Not exactly the ideal pair.
    Suggested by   @TheSteve
  13. Cherry flavor filled Andes candies
    Not particularly cherry flavored and the lack of mint somehow emphasizes the waxiness of the chocolate
    Suggested by   @Starmist
  14. Fruit-flavored Tootsie Rolls
  15. ... or giant Tootsie Roll logs
  16. Pepto Bismol flavored candy
    I'm looking right at you Iconic V-Day pink Sweethearts.
    Suggested by   @bdot
  17. M&M's Mega
    Suggested by   @JongheeQ