Compliments people give babies that I'd like to be given

Inspired by @tall
  1. His round bald head is perfect!
  2. He's just so quiet.
  3. Look how long he stares at the TV without any interest in the rest of the world.
  4. When he makes himself giggle, I bet it's at things we wouldn't find funny if we lived to be 100.
  5. He sure goes through those bottles fast.