Compliments people give babies that I'd like to be given
Inspired by @tall
- •His round bald head is perfect!
- •He's just so quiet.
- •Look how long he stares at the TV without any interest in the rest of the world.
- •When he makes himself giggle, I bet it's at things we wouldn't find funny if we lived to be 100.
- •He sure goes through those bottles fast.