1. Young Coworker: We looked all over yesterday for obituary photos.
  2. Me: No luck?
  3. YC: Just one. But he's holding a drink, and we can't crop it.
  4. Phone gets quiet.
  5. YC: Are you still there?
  6. Me: Yeah. I just started wondering how many non-drinking pictures there are of me.
  7. Phone gets quiet.
  8. Me: That won't make my mom happy when I die.
  9. Phone gets quiet.
  10. Me: Assuming I die before my mom.
  11. Phone gets quiet.
  12. Me: Well I've given us both a lot to think about. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
  13. YC: Have a good night!
  14. Me: Yeah, we'll see.