Gay Moments With My Mom in the Past 5 Days 📂

Merry Draftmas
  1. Gossiping about people I don't even remember
  2. Laughing so hard in the middle of the store that she pees a little and I walk behind her in case people can tell
  3. Fabric shopping
  4. Draping
  5. Saying "tulle" a lot of times
  6. Arranging flowers
  7. Hallmark Christmas movies
    Her: "I fell asleep, but I figure that on Christmas Eve they decided they've loved each other all along."
  8. Explaining the difference between "transgender" and "a transgender"
  9. Frosty® date